Okay God:
So I went to a nursery to assist a friend of mine with a flower garden. I was okay until "Oli-vah" attempted to help me. It seems that after a colonic treatment Oli-vah decided that his talents were no longer suited for the Pacific Stock Exchange but to be used to "cover the earth with plants". All I wanted to know was did the pot come with the plant. He went on to tell me about his fluid levels being back on track and that he longer was afraid to sneeze for fear of bean burrito recupercussion.
Now - All I wanted to know was whether the pot comes with the plant. He went on to tell me about his third wife's obscession with wild pink flowers with a yellow center. Oli-vah advised me that the yellow center represented his wife's cowardly behavior and that her Analyst told her that pink was her color due to a past life attempting to tap dance into the 21st century.
I know better than to ask questions - but I didn't follow my own advice. I foolishly asked, "why was your wife going to an Analyst in the first place?" He told me without an hestitation, "I have a fascination with the television show "Green Acres" and we use to pretend to be Lisa and Oli-vah. She felt like Mr. Drucker was more her type so I sent her to an Analyst."
Well - I asked.
God: I think Oli-vah's on pot which why he's selling plants.
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